At first, before I read this, I was going to unsubscribe! But then I read more and more and was relieved when I realized it was sarcasm. Whew! Great article!
Great article, as always! I would add new Type 1 Diabetes diagnosis within days of vaccination. Previously healthy people who will now be on insulin for the rest of their lives.
CDC VAERS Death Reports:
2 yrs Covid vaccine: 12,400+
30 yrs Flu vaccine: 1,292
Fully Vaccinated can still get and spread covid.
Fully Vaccinated are hospitalized and die from covid.
As the mom of a vaccine injured child, when I found out Bill Gates was associated with Wuhan, I decided then and there to not go near one or any of those shots. At this point, I got a tetanus shot about 5 years ago and that is the last shot I will get. Trust the CDC, FRAUDCI, NIH, NIAID, or any other of those despicable agencies? No way!!!!!!! I got 3 days of the FLU and was fine. The whole thing is totally bogus. Thanks Jen, great stuff.
Some of the underreported issues: 1. Chronic anxiety. I’ve seen this in too many previously chill people to ignore it. 2. Lopsided faces. It’s subtle. But again I am seeing this over and over. 3. Premature aging. People I haven’t seen for a year look five years older overnight. Women are wrinkling faster. 4. People are having rotating changing weird symptoms. One guy lost all strength in both arms. It went away. Now still feels a bit weak, but he thinks it has gone. He’s had maybe four or five strange symptoms come and go since his booster. Each one he ‘thinks’ has gone. But maybe not totally. He’s also gained about thirty pounds overnight.
I literally fucking love you. That is all.
At first, before I read this, I was going to unsubscribe! But then I read more and more and was relieved when I realized it was sarcasm. Whew! Great article!
Yours is very entertaining. Thank you.
I wrote a similar article today, with lots of data, not funny:
https://colleenhuber.substack.com/p/neither-safe-nor-effective-the-covid
Smiling to keep from crying.
Great article, as always! I would add new Type 1 Diabetes diagnosis within days of vaccination. Previously healthy people who will now be on insulin for the rest of their lives.
CDC VAERS Death Reports:
2 yrs Covid vaccine: 12,400+
30 yrs Flu vaccine: 1,292
Fully Vaccinated can still get and spread covid.
Fully Vaccinated are hospitalized and die from covid.
Safe and Effective? Really?
A couple others have tried to satirize this whole debacle. While they have done pretty good, you NAILED it. Thank you.
As the mom of a vaccine injured child, when I found out Bill Gates was associated with Wuhan, I decided then and there to not go near one or any of those shots. At this point, I got a tetanus shot about 5 years ago and that is the last shot I will get. Trust the CDC, FRAUDCI, NIH, NIAID, or any other of those despicable agencies? No way!!!!!!! I got 3 days of the FLU and was fine. The whole thing is totally bogus. Thanks Jen, great stuff.
Love this! 💕
Can't wait for my dose. Is there a matinee option so I can get two in one day? So excited.
Once again, just follow the money. This isn't about health!
I love this. Thank you.
Spot on. 13 reasons to confirm not getting it was the right choice. Thank you.
I mean sometimes a little levity...thanks for this - it's a m a z i n g
You are always so right on! Especially since we have talked on my podcast, I knew that the title had to be 'tongue in cheek'!!!
Some of the underreported issues: 1. Chronic anxiety. I’ve seen this in too many previously chill people to ignore it. 2. Lopsided faces. It’s subtle. But again I am seeing this over and over. 3. Premature aging. People I haven’t seen for a year look five years older overnight. Women are wrinkling faster. 4. People are having rotating changing weird symptoms. One guy lost all strength in both arms. It went away. Now still feels a bit weak, but he thinks it has gone. He’s had maybe four or five strange symptoms come and go since his booster. Each one he ‘thinks’ has gone. But maybe not totally. He’s also gained about thirty pounds overnight.
You capture bizarro world so perfectly. We have to find joy somehow in these insane times. Thankful for you and your hysterical personality!