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Sacramento Kings name Alvin Gentry as Vice President, Basketball Engagement, which is a very real job

It’s totally not just a made up and meaningless title.
By | 44 Comments | May 16, 2022

Mar 7, 2022; Sacramento, California, USA; Sacramento Kings interim head coach Alvin Gentry stands on the sideline with his arms crossed during the fourth quarter against the New York Knicks at Golden 1 Center. Mandatory Credit: Kelley L Cox-USA TODAY Sports

The Sacramento Kings have named Alvin Gentry as Vice President, Basketball Engagement, according to a report from Shams Charania.

And I know what you’re thinking, so let me assure you right now: Vice President, Basketball Engagement is totally a real job. It isn’t a meaningless word salad title thrown together at the last second. And it isn’t to be confused with the job of Chief Strategy Officer, which is another real job that does other, very specific things (although those things are apparently not critical since that position will remain unfilled). This is also a different job than being named “Special Advisor”.

James Ham even added some clarification on what Gentry will do in this role:

See? It’s a real job! He’ll advise on strategy (but again, is not a Chief Strategy Officer whose job was to advise on basketball strategy, nor is it a Special Advisor whose job was to advise on basketball strategy). He’ll have an office and everything! Sure, he probably won’t be there very often, but don’t worry about that, it’s part of the job!

Congratulations to Alvin Gentry on your very real front office position!

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Deliberativus
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May 16, 2022 4:31 pm

Sarcastic or serious article?

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May 16, 2022 4:55 pm

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May 16, 2022 4:56 pm
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May 16, 2022 4:57 pm
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May 16, 2022 4:58 pm
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May 16, 2022 5:10 pm
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Engagement Assistant
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May 17, 2022 12:52 pm
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BRAVO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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May 16, 2022 5:23 pm
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Please keep these coming Kosta!

TheKingsWhine
May 16, 2022 9:29 pm
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Basketball engagement is actually a really popular trend right now by all measure of modern basketball analytics. I think the Kings are on to an untapped source of revenue here. Also, it’s their best chance at getting a ring in the next few years.

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May 17, 2022 12:52 pm
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BRAVO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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May 16, 2022 5:49 pm
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These are gold

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May 16, 2022 10:10 pm
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Threads like these is why I love this site.

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May 16, 2022 6:34 pm
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I draw the line here. Pornography Historian is very real — and I for one, am a fan. I mean c’mon look at that stash.

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May 16, 2022 6:42 pm
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“I need to watch the tape”

-Luke

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May 16, 2022 7:59 pm
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Just like pornstars are “classically trained adult film actresses”.

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May 16, 2022 4:56 pm

Great gig: paid well, 5-star hotels, per diems, zero responsibility

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May 16, 2022 5:21 pm
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Do we know whether he gets breakfast?

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May 16, 2022 6:07 pm

Karl’d!

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May 16, 2022 5:00 pm

Thank you Greg. I rather enjoyed this.

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May 16, 2022 8:35 pm
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You can do it.

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May 17, 2022 10:09 am

You mean I can appreciate Greg being a smartass? What an astute observer you are!

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May 16, 2022 5:02 pm

So how long before we hear that Gentry wants more control and leaves?

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May 17, 2022 12:18 am
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Haven’t you heard? Once this Mcnair guy is let go at the end of his contract, Gentry would be the defacto GM! Now there’s unity in the FO with Vivek and Gentry running the show! Woohoo!

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May 16, 2022 5:09 pm

He’ll have an office and everything! 

Did Ty Corbin finally clear out his office?

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May 16, 2022 5:11 pm

I need to obtain a position with this organization and work my way up and create and fill the position of Assitant to the General Manager.

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May 16, 2022 5:24 pm

Creed Bratton
President, Basketball Engagement.

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May 16, 2022 5:25 pm

I’m kind of surprised he wanted to still be associated with this franchise.

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May 16, 2022 5:31 pm
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Career changes are hard, and
sometimes you just have to take the first opportunity that you get.

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May 16, 2022 5:33 pm
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He can look for the next job with travel expenses paid by Kings .

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May 16, 2022 6:07 pm
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The money is still green.

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May 16, 2022 10:12 pm

I think he would also get paid if he’d sit at home doing nothing.

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May 16, 2022 6:03 pm

I will be responding with my new go to response for all ridiculous Kings related happenings:
I am so goddamn tired of Vivek Ranadive.
Good night, and good luck.

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May 16, 2022 6:07 pm
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But…it’s NBA 3.0!

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May 16, 2022 6:06 pm

How’s this for basketball engagement: BUILD A WINNING TEAM. Stop making stupid decisions. Play defense. OK, there’s my strategy. Where’s my $3 Million?

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May 16, 2022 8:02 pm

The fact that what you said makes sense is exactly why you don’t get your $3 million.

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May 16, 2022 8:41 pm

None of those are allowed to be discussed. They have a record breaking streak to protect,

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May 16, 2022 8:39 pm

Gentry should be paid to simply discuss how bad the Kings played in post game media events.

He is the only one in the organization that has spoken the truth in a very long time. Players need to hear that.

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May 16, 2022 9:17 pm

Welcome to basketball purgatory Alvin.

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May 16, 2022 11:15 pm

Person that has one year remaining on his deal(s) agrees to take 100% of his salary over 11 months and write a couple of memos as opposed to less to stay home. Inflation is so bad that Gentry still has to take Vivek’s calls

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May 17, 2022 9:42 am

The Kings are bringing in 100 prospects to evaluate before the draft. That’s a lot of work. I’m sure Gentry will have a major hand in doing the evaluations. Also, as much as they’d need one, Gentry could be a kind of de facto interim coach until the Warrior’s season ends and Mike Brown can start full time duties here. What’s Gentry going to do in the winter? Glorified scout perhaps? Maybe he could be retained next year, though with a major salary cut. The Kings are already paying him. They might as well get some value out of his abilities and experience.

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May 17, 2022 1:54 pm

I’m sure Mike Brown is thrilled to have the last guy to succeed the head coach hanging around. Surely, the Kings won’t make any other boneheaded management moves soon, right?

Anjali what?

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May 17, 2022 3:11 pm

Does this mean he’s now a boss of the one who was his boss?

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